FEISAR RECRUITS BABY PILOTS

The FEISAR team have announced a new youth policy that they hope will help them discover the star anti-grav pilots of tomorrow on their own doorstep. "We're asking new mums and dads from the European Federation to donate their babies to FEISAR. All they have to do is bring them along before they're a year old, and we'll raise them through childhood, training them in anti-grav flying techniques for a few hours a day. Any kids that don't make the grade will be returned once they reach the age of 10, and the parents will be invoiced for the childcare costs."






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