NEW VAN UBER TOILETRIES

Wolfgang Van-Uber has added another item to his range of S and D men's toiletry products. "The latest addition is a new type of underarm gel', he explains in the latest issue of 'Smells Nice', the toiletry trade paper. You smear it on with a special trowel, and it brings 24-hour freshness without stickiness or odour." The S and D products, which were introduced by Van-Uber 3 years ago and which are now the biggest sellers in the men's market, include a facial scrub made of Norwegian gravel, a shampoo derived from monkey sweat, and a breath freshener that imparts the sweet scent of newly mown grass.






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