TIGRONS MAD 3 DAY PARTY

Tigron Enterprises held a huge party in an abandoned cheese factory on the outskirts of Donetsk last week. With star pilot Omarr Khumala as guest of honour, the celebrity partygoers included actor Guff Hawkins, teenage singing sensation Tree Boy, supermodel Peely Prince, and raunchy British hit makers Hot Nonsense. High-spirited revellers enjoyed free supplies courtesy of the Imperial Diesel Vodka Corporation, though it was later discovered that inadvertent mercury contamination had hospitalised 76 of those in attendance. Still, a wild time was had by all, and the music was reportedly still playing 3 days later, before being brought to a halt by the local vice squad.






OFFICIAL F9000 THEME SONG OF 2160
ROUTINE DRUG TESTS
ROBERTO SERGIOS SECRETS REVEALED
THE WAR OF WORDS CONTINUES
NEW F9000 SPONSORSHIP ANNOUNCED
TIGRONS MAD 3 DAY PARTY
BROADWAY HIT 'EARTH SUCKS'
VAN-UBER PILOT MOBBED BY TEENAGE GIRLS
OMARR KHUMALA REWARDED FOR VIOLENCE
FEISAR RECRUITS BABY PILOTS
JEALOUSY IN THE FEISAR TEAM
ROBERTO SERGIO'S NEW SINGLE
F9000 CULTURE OF EXPLOITATION
NAOMI TURNER FAILS TIGRON TRANSFER
'IDIOTS ON PARADE' - THE YEAR OF F9000
VAN UBER PLAGUED BY TECHNICAL PROBLEMS
CLUES TO NAMI MISHIMA'S ASSASSIN
WILL SONGEN GREY RETIRE?
NEW VAN UBER TOILETRIES
CELBRATIONS FOR OFFICIAL COMPLAINTS AGAINST TIGRON
BATTLE OF THE PARTIES
SVETA KIROVOSKI'S SHADY PAST