CELBRATIONS FOR OFFICIAL COMPLAINTS AGAINST TIGRON

While Auricom Research are not hitting the heights on the track this time around, it's proving to be a record season for official complaints against the Tigron team. Director Gideon Oldfield has announced the four hundredth submission to the F9000 Race Commission, an event that Auricom are marking with a lavish party. "We're firm believers that when there's something to celebrate, the whole team should be involved from the lowliest office cleaner up to the most powerful executive director," said a spokesman. "That's why we're taking over the top floor of New York's Excelsior Hotel, and marking our four hundredth complaint against Tigron's outrageous, violent and damaging tactics with an all-night celebration." In a shameless bout of one-upmanship, Tigron have also announced a party. Their bash will mark Auricom's four hundredth complaint against them, and it will be held in Moscow's only abandoned fish peeling warehouse. When questioned, a Tigron representative said the theme of the party would be 'Kiss My Cheeks Auricom You Suckers'.






OFFICIAL F9000 THEME SONG OF 2160
ROUTINE DRUG TESTS
ROBERTO SERGIOS SECRETS REVEALED
THE WAR OF WORDS CONTINUES
NEW F9000 SPONSORSHIP ANNOUNCED
TIGRONS MAD 3 DAY PARTY
BROADWAY HIT 'EARTH SUCKS'
VAN-UBER PILOT MOBBED BY TEENAGE GIRLS
OMARR KHUMALA REWARDED FOR VIOLENCE
FEISAR RECRUITS BABY PILOTS
JEALOUSY IN THE FEISAR TEAM
ROBERTO SERGIO'S NEW SINGLE
F9000 CULTURE OF EXPLOITATION
NAOMI TURNER FAILS TIGRON TRANSFER
'IDIOTS ON PARADE' - THE YEAR OF F9000
VAN UBER PLAGUED BY TECHNICAL PROBLEMS
CLUES TO NAMI MISHIMA'S ASSASSIN
WILL SONGEN GREY RETIRE?
NEW VAN UBER TOILETRIES
CELBRATIONS FOR OFFICIAL COMPLAINTS AGAINST TIGRON
BATTLE OF THE PARTIES
SVETA KIROVOSKI'S SHADY PAST