VAN UBER PLAGUED BY TECHNICAL PROBLEMS

Nami Mishima of Van-Uber Racing Development continues to suffer from the unexplained technical problems which have plagued her all season. The team's leading troubleshooter, Maynard Fletcher, reported in his latest post-race summary, "Nami's rear propulsion unit had been partly cut away with what looked to be a primitive hacksaw blade. The outer support ring had been pierced by a kebab skewer - there were traces of chilli sauce still present in the vicinity - and the fuel supply cable had been blocked by a lump of Tangy Lemon bubble gum. We're looking into it, but we can't say whether foul play is involved."






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ROUTINE DRUG TESTS
ROBERTO SERGIOS SECRETS REVEALED
THE WAR OF WORDS CONTINUES
NEW F9000 SPONSORSHIP ANNOUNCED
TIGRONS MAD 3 DAY PARTY
BROADWAY HIT 'EARTH SUCKS'
VAN-UBER PILOT MOBBED BY TEENAGE GIRLS
OMARR KHUMALA REWARDED FOR VIOLENCE
FEISAR RECRUITS BABY PILOTS
JEALOUSY IN THE FEISAR TEAM
ROBERTO SERGIO'S NEW SINGLE
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VAN UBER PLAGUED BY TECHNICAL PROBLEMS
CLUES TO NAMI MISHIMA'S ASSASSIN
WILL SONGEN GREY RETIRE?
NEW VAN UBER TOILETRIES
CELBRATIONS FOR OFFICIAL COMPLAINTS AGAINST TIGRON
BATTLE OF THE PARTIES
SVETA KIROVOSKI'S SHADY PAST