NAOMI TURNER FAILS TIGRON TRANSFER

Following weeks of rumours, Naomi Turner has sensationally failed to complete her expected mid-season transfer from G-Tech Systems to Tigron Enterprises. The Russian team have long been interested in Turner, and had offered her double her current fee plus a fashionable loft apartment near Moscow's stylish Cafe Turnip. The lure of a no-holds-barred celebrity was strong, but it seems, the money just wasn't enough. So Turner keeps her place as second pilot at G-Tech, although relations between her and the team leadership are now said to be "almost murderous". The Tigron team, however, are impressed. A spokesman said, "She's two-faced and downright nasty. And that's why we wanted her."






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NEW VAN UBER TOILETRIES
CELBRATIONS FOR OFFICIAL COMPLAINTS AGAINST TIGRON
BATTLE OF THE PARTIES
SVETA KIROVOSKI'S SHADY PAST