OMARR KHUMALA REWARDED FOR VIOLENCE

Following yet another stinging attack on Omarr Khumala by the Auricom team, in which they accused the controversial pilot of "benefiting financially from the use of illegal violence," a garbage operative at Tigron's team HQ has added his voice to the argument. He was apparently handed a sheaf of unshredded memos and told to "chuck them over someone's back fence or something, we don't need them". The top sheet read, "Omarr's aggression bonus should be in his account by Thursday. More cash will be on its way if he can wipe the smug grin off Pascale Rouser's irritating face and put her in hospital for the rest of the season." Khumala was not available for comment today, but his wife claimed he was visiting the local dogs' home, comforting lonely puppies.






OFFICIAL F9000 THEME SONG OF 2160
ROUTINE DRUG TESTS
ROBERTO SERGIOS SECRETS REVEALED
THE WAR OF WORDS CONTINUES
NEW F9000 SPONSORSHIP ANNOUNCED
TIGRONS MAD 3 DAY PARTY
BROADWAY HIT 'EARTH SUCKS'
VAN-UBER PILOT MOBBED BY TEENAGE GIRLS
OMARR KHUMALA REWARDED FOR VIOLENCE
FEISAR RECRUITS BABY PILOTS
JEALOUSY IN THE FEISAR TEAM
ROBERTO SERGIO'S NEW SINGLE
F9000 CULTURE OF EXPLOITATION
NAOMI TURNER FAILS TIGRON TRANSFER
'IDIOTS ON PARADE' - THE YEAR OF F9000
VAN UBER PLAGUED BY TECHNICAL PROBLEMS
CLUES TO NAMI MISHIMA'S ASSASSIN
WILL SONGEN GREY RETIRE?
NEW VAN UBER TOILETRIES
CELBRATIONS FOR OFFICIAL COMPLAINTS AGAINST TIGRON
BATTLE OF THE PARTIES
SVETA KIROVOSKI'S SHADY PAST