BATTLE OF THE PARTIES

It was the Battle Of The Parties last night as both Auricom and Tigron celebrated into the small hours for reasons that were different, though connected. On the top floor of New York's Excelsior Hotel, Auricom were marking their four hundredth official complaint against the Tigron team. In attendance were all their racing divisions, office staff and board of executive directors, and joining the throng were middle-of-the-road rockers Smiler, harmless Country star Sadie 'The' Lady, wholesome upcoming boy crooners Pretty and Face, and the much-loved veteran screen star, Tim Hanky. There was plenty of music and dancing plus orange juice and cookies for the kids, and everyone was wrapped up in bed by 2.30am. Over in Moscow at an abandoned fish peeling warehouse, Tigron were celebrating the four hundredth complaint made against them by Auricom. Raw vodka was pumped from a central geyser, while the wide-eyed revellers included notorious fraud convict Lucretia Forger, serial adulterer Denny Hastings, the so-called 'masters of atonal rage' Lost Virtue, and guest of honour Omarr Khumala in a black studded body stocking. The party is scheduled to end in 6 days' time.






OFFICIAL F9000 THEME SONG OF 2160
ROUTINE DRUG TESTS
ROBERTO SERGIOS SECRETS REVEALED
THE WAR OF WORDS CONTINUES
NEW F9000 SPONSORSHIP ANNOUNCED
TIGRONS MAD 3 DAY PARTY
BROADWAY HIT 'EARTH SUCKS'
VAN-UBER PILOT MOBBED BY TEENAGE GIRLS
OMARR KHUMALA REWARDED FOR VIOLENCE
FEISAR RECRUITS BABY PILOTS
JEALOUSY IN THE FEISAR TEAM
ROBERTO SERGIO'S NEW SINGLE
F9000 CULTURE OF EXPLOITATION
NAOMI TURNER FAILS TIGRON TRANSFER
'IDIOTS ON PARADE' - THE YEAR OF F9000
VAN UBER PLAGUED BY TECHNICAL PROBLEMS
CLUES TO NAMI MISHIMA'S ASSASSIN
WILL SONGEN GREY RETIRE?
NEW VAN UBER TOILETRIES
CELBRATIONS FOR OFFICIAL COMPLAINTS AGAINST TIGRON
BATTLE OF THE PARTIES
SVETA KIROVOSKI'S SHADY PAST