Routine drug tests carried out on this season's F9000 pilots have produced some interesting results. Analysis of compounds found in the pilots' urine reveals that 15 per cent of them enjoy chocolate snacks at least three times a day; 36 per cent wash under their arms only twice a week; while a staggering 92 per cent of them cannot pee while being watched by a scientist.
A spokesman for the Chocolate Marketing Board said the findings were "promising".